I’m Bored And Nosy. Please Reblog This With The Book You’re Currently Reading.

im not doing my part im gonna get married in my 20s

doing my part by being in my 20s and not getting married HOLD THE LINE

i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

having mutuals who are all also mutuals of each other is like living in a fucking hive mind. heres a post, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again

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10/10 dad joke

saying "whoever did this should be stabbed" whenever i dislike anything ever just in case julius caesar happens to be behind it

playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.