There’s A Serial Killer In Your Town. Unfortunately For Them You Are A Necromancer And You Have Fun

Thanos Car wins piston cup

everyone get less afraid of disabled people + nudity 2025

I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.

Love local coffee shops. your “refugees are welcome here” sign goes really well with the one that says “bathrooms are for paying customers only”

my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

im not doing my part im gonna get married in my 20s

doing my part by being in my 20s and not getting married HOLD THE LINE

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.