I Was Preparing A Wet Specimen One Day And My Dad Was Like This Reminds Me Of My Work Buddy Who Ties

love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

i love you. im pregnant and its toys

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

im not doing my part im gonna get married in my 20s

doing my part by being in my 20s and not getting married HOLD THE LINE

when they put babies in little sleeping bags... petition to make the entire world colder... we need to stop global warming

saying "whoever did this should be stabbed" whenever i dislike anything ever just in case julius caesar happens to be behind it

minecraft youtubers i think should be exploring their sexuality more:

fitmc

rendog

pearlescentmoon

badboyhalo

jack manifold but only if he concludes hes actually a lesbian

minecraft youtubers i think should be exploring their sexuality a little bit less to be honest:

tommyinnit. enough is enough. if this man actually figures out he's bisexual it'll unlock FAR too many jokes for his roster. dont give him that power.