Low Quality Mike Wheeler Meme For You

There’s something about this picture that is so baby girl of him. It’s not a gender it’s a state of mind.

me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:

Smut prompts

1 ] “Don’t act innocent when we all know where your mouth was two minutes ago”

2 ] “Is there any space left in that bathtub?”

3 ] “Your shirt got a little dirty, how about we take it off?”

4 ] “Come on, you have to work for it.”

5 ] “Louder, I want them to hear you.”

6 ] “You’re not going out in that.”

7 ] “I’m not wearing any underwear, thought you’d want to know.”

8 ] “Let me give you a reason to stay in bed.”

9 ] “No panties.”

10 ] “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

11 ] “Like what you see?”

12 ] “Try to stay quiet, understand?”

13] “Don’t kink shame me!”

14 ] “Tell me what you want.”

15 ] “You taste like fucking candy.”

16 ] “The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”

17 ] “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

18 ] “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it!”

19 ] “If we get caught I’m blaming you.”

20 ] “I’m gonna fuck you so hard you’ll forget you ever met that asshole.”

21 ] “She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors shes all latex and whips.”

22 ] “Were you touching yourself?”

23 ] “Please remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

24 ] “I know for a fact you can be a lot louder than that.”

25 ] “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

26 ] “You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

27 ] “Can you hep me with this zipper.”

28 ] “Oh, don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.”

29 ] “It’s been a long day, why don’t we help each other umwind?”

30 ] “I saw that! You just checked me out!”

31 ] “Strip.”

32 ] “Can you help me with this zipper?”

33 ] “I can please you in more ways than one.”

34 ] “Let me show you why you should stay in bed.”

35 ] “Take me.”

36 ] “Make me.”

37 ] “Hurt me.”

38 ] “I see you’ve started without me.”

38 ] “Wanna taste?”

39 ] “You’re so big!”

40 ] “Don’t be so rough…there can’t be any marks.”

41 ] “What are you wearing?”

42 ]“I love when you say my name like that.”

43 ] “I want you, so bad.”

44 ] “Oh? No panties?”

45 ] “First one to moan loses.”

46 ] “Do you forgive me?”

47 ]“I’m still mad at you.”

48 ] “Mine.”

49 ] “I love seeing you like this.”

50 ] “Let me take care of you.”

51 ] “Bend over.”

52 ] “Can we try something new?”

53 ] “Are you serious? Here? Now??”

54 ] “Do you like it? I bought it just for you..”

55 ] “Beg for it.”

56 ] “I need you.”

57 ] “I love you.”

58 ] “I hate you.”

59 ] “I’m your Master and you will do what I say.”

60 ] “I’ll have to gag you if you don’t keep it down.”

61 ] “Last night was amazing.”

62 ] “You’re so cute when you’re tired.”

63 ] “Is that a challenge?”

64 ] “Don’t mind me, I’m just enjoying the view.”

65 ] “You like that, don’t you?”

66 ] “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

67 ] “Don’t leave me.”

68 ] “Let me hold you.”

69 ] *self explanatory* hehe

70 ] “Can I cum in you?”

71 ] “Please cum in me!”

72 ] “Make love to me.”

73 ] “Don’t close your eyes.”

74 ] “Say it like you mean it.”

75 ] “Love me now, touch me now.”

76 ] “Deeper…deeper.”

77 ] “Close the door now.”

78 ] “It’s alright…show me.”

79 ] “You’re beautiful, my goddess.”

80 ] “I’m gonna mess you up.”

NEVER apologize for leaving long tags when you reblog from me. i am reading it like its my daily newspaper in the morning. idc if idk shit about what ur talking about, its like checking out the gossip from the next town over

I am a firm believer that Steve is a horrible cook, like yes he had to fend for himself but he just make pizza pockets. He keeps trying to make dinner for Eddie but he’s soooo bad.

Eddie: Watcha doing?

Steve: Making dinner.

Eddie: I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.

Billy Hargrove is okay in fanon because he got the things shitty canon Billy never got:

- A chance to escape his abusive dad.

- An okay relationship with Max.

- A chance to stay alive and redeem himself.

- A chance to redeem himself.

Canon Billy and Fanon Billy are NOT the same. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

I need Steddie to be Murrayed. Like I need them to be so obliviously in love that Murray is like those two boys? gay asf.

*Vecna arriving to take Y/N*

Vecna : Now you are mine

Y/N : I have been waiting for you

Vecna : Wait, what, no

Y/N : Do you know much work I had to do so you would come for me

Vecna, backing away : I don't want you anymore

Y/N : Take me away, daddy

Vecna, running : Someone save me fom this human.