Eddie-munsons-wifey - Sam

My stress level is April Margera in every episode of Viva La Bam.

I need Steddie to be Murrayed. Like I need them to be so obliviously in love that Murray is like those two boys? gay asf.

you cannot convince me that mr edward munson himself wouldn’t get tangled in christmas lights. i can imagine steve walking into their shared lounge and jus try being absolutely baffled.

Steve: Hey Ed, come and help me with the-

Eddie, trapped in lights: …

Steve: i don’t even wanna know

very real, so true, super relatable

just getting you ready for christmas 💚❤️

Smut prompts

1 ] “Don’t act innocent when we all know where your mouth was two minutes ago”

2 ] “Is there any space left in that bathtub?”

3 ] “Your shirt got a little dirty, how about we take it off?”

4 ] “Come on, you have to work for it.”

5 ] “Louder, I want them to hear you.”

6 ] “You’re not going out in that.”

7 ] “I’m not wearing any underwear, thought you’d want to know.”

8 ] “Let me give you a reason to stay in bed.”

9 ] “No panties.”

10 ] “Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

11 ] “Like what you see?”

12 ] “Try to stay quiet, understand?”

13] “Don’t kink shame me!”

14 ] “Tell me what you want.”

15 ] “You taste like fucking candy.”

16 ] “The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”

17 ] “I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

18 ] “We’re not just friends and you fucking know it!”

19 ] “If we get caught I’m blaming you.”

20 ] “I’m gonna fuck you so hard you’ll forget you ever met that asshole.”

21 ] “She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors shes all latex and whips.”

22 ] “Were you touching yourself?”

23 ] “Please remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

24 ] “I know for a fact you can be a lot louder than that.”

25 ] “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

26 ] “You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

27 ] “Can you hep me with this zipper.”

28 ] “Oh, don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.”

29 ] “It’s been a long day, why don’t we help each other umwind?”

30 ] “I saw that! You just checked me out!”

31 ] “Strip.”

32 ] “Can you help me with this zipper?”

33 ] “I can please you in more ways than one.”

34 ] “Let me show you why you should stay in bed.”

35 ] “Take me.”

36 ] “Make me.”

37 ] “Hurt me.”

38 ] “I see you’ve started without me.”

38 ] “Wanna taste?”

39 ] “You’re so big!”

40 ] “Don’t be so rough…there can’t be any marks.”

41 ] “What are you wearing?”

42 ]“I love when you say my name like that.”

43 ] “I want you, so bad.”

44 ] “Oh? No panties?”

45 ] “First one to moan loses.”

46 ] “Do you forgive me?”

47 ]“I’m still mad at you.”

48 ] “Mine.”

49 ] “I love seeing you like this.”

50 ] “Let me take care of you.”

51 ] “Bend over.”

52 ] “Can we try something new?”

53 ] “Are you serious? Here? Now??”

54 ] “Do you like it? I bought it just for you..”

55 ] “Beg for it.”

56 ] “I need you.”

57 ] “I love you.”

58 ] “I hate you.”

59 ] “I’m your Master and you will do what I say.”

60 ] “I’ll have to gag you if you don’t keep it down.”

61 ] “Last night was amazing.”

62 ] “You’re so cute when you’re tired.”

63 ] “Is that a challenge?”

64 ] “Don’t mind me, I’m just enjoying the view.”

65 ] “You like that, don’t you?”

66 ] “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”

67 ] “Don’t leave me.”

68 ] “Let me hold you.”

69 ] *self explanatory* hehe

70 ] “Can I cum in you?”

71 ] “Please cum in me!”

72 ] “Make love to me.”

73 ] “Don’t close your eyes.”

74 ] “Say it like you mean it.”

75 ] “Love me now, touch me now.”

76 ] “Deeper…deeper.”

77 ] “Close the door now.”

78 ] “It’s alright…show me.”

79 ] “You’re beautiful, my goddess.”

80 ] “I’m gonna mess you up.”

I won't gatekeep my video of Johnnie singing Boys Don't Cry anymore 😚

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow