I am a firm believer that Steve is a horrible cook, like yes he had to fend for himself but he just make pizza pockets. He keeps trying to make dinner for Eddie but he’s soooo bad.
Eddie: Watcha doing?
Steve: Making dinner.
Eddie: I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.
Why does he look so serious…
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
capital B, capital O, capital A, capital F- BOAF! both? BOAF!!!!!!!
Wayne: I know my nephew may look dangerous but he didn’t do this.
Eddie, the nephew in question:
Reads a fanfic: that was good, I'll leave a kudos
AO3: You have already left kudos here
Me:
Pant.Night
very real, so true, super relatable
Okay guys, I want to start writing actual stories again but have absolutely no inspiration. What would you guys want to read?
family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”
me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours: