Put Them In My Mouth Right Now Please

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Eddie Munson Headcannons

Warnings: Some of these head cannons WILL include some NSFW stuff so if that makes you uncomfortable please scroll. They will be in red. Mentions of abuse (no descriptions just saying his dad abused him)

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This man LOVES thighs. Like not even in a sexual way (the majority of the time). You could be sitting next to him and his hand is on your thigh, rubbing his thumb back and forth. Wearing shorts? He’s staring at your thighs. And don’t even get me started on if you have thigh tattoos. He’d be so fixated on them 24/7.

He definitely changes from talking normally to talking in his dnd storytelling voice in the matter of seconds. It’s probably not even intentional, like if he’s telling someone about his day this man would reenact it all out, doing different voices and all.

He feels the need to nurture the kids like a parent because he didn’t have any good parental figures (obvs except wayne. #waynelover) and he doesn’t want the kids to be in the same place.

I feel like he would always bring spare snack to hellfire just incase someone was hungry. Like he’d subconsciously hold it out if someone even whispers that they’re hungry.

Dustin: I’m kinda hun-

Eddie: *holding a cereal bar out whilst still reading*

I feel like Eddie LOVES to both praise and degrade you. Like during sex he will have the filthiest mouth ever but after he will more or less worship you.

He would be the kinkiest person even. Those handcuffs aren’t on his wall for no reason and let’s be honest… we all know what those stains are.

Wayne and his relationship is very affectionate but in a hidden way. Like they never have physical contact with each other but would 100% chat and smoke together late at night.

Eddie doesn’t label himself, he’ll fuck anything that breathes. Men? Absolutely! Women? He’ll be more than happy!

I think Eddie keeps his hair long because his dad used to make him buzz it because long hair was too “girly” and made Eddie “gay”. So now Eddie keeps it long not only to upkeep his metal head look, but to spite his dad.

Eddie is down to try anything once. Cant knock until you try is his thoughts. He’ll be up to me dominated too. Like do I picture Eddie being a top? Yes. But i think if he’s in the right mood anything can happen yk? As I said. He’s kinky.

Eddie is just always scared and self conscious, that’s where his “mr. idontcare” demeanour comes from. He thinks that if he’s overly confident he can trick himself into actuallh being confident.

I don’t actually know if this is canon or canon but his love for LOTR is insane. He probably doesn’t read a whole lot but he will read that book at least once a month. It goes hand in hand with his love for everything fantasy related.

He always loved to play dnd because it was an escape from his reality. It gave him somewhere that wasn’t his actual life. Away from the abuse from his dad and all.

Eddie isn’t too confident in relationships at first. He’lol be a nervous wreck secretly, overthinking all of his decisions, is he moving too fast or too slow? Are you doing this as a dare? Should he hold your hand? But once he gets comfortable near you he is SUPER clingy. Like this man is joined at your hip. Everywhere you are, he is sure to follow.

Breeding

Pairing: Steve x f!reader

Warnings: Not going to list as it’s obvious lmao. Pronouns not used i think.

Word count: 359

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Steve had come home about half an hour ago and hadn’t let you go since which has led to the compromising position you’re currently in, Steve pounding into your wet pussy. The musky cologne filling your nostrils was enough to send you over the edge.

“Fuck you feel so good wrapped around my dick.”

His words made you melt and made your pussy throb. He had made you cum twice already and knowing him there was more where that came from.

“Feel good baby?”, Steve asked almost sounding pitiful and your state. Cock drunk and moaning. You could only nod at his question.

“Words honey. Use your words.”

“God Steve yes! You feel so fucking good inside of me.” His dick hit that sweet spot inside of you, making you moan so loud you were sure the entire neighbourhood could hear. The hand not being used to hold himself up comes to paw at your breasts, long fingers softly dragging over your sensitive nipples, his mouth wrapped around the other, tongue flicking over the hardened bud making you whine at the pleasure.

After a moment, he takes his mouth and hand off of your breasts. A string of saliva connecting his soft lips to your chest. Both of his hands move to your waist to gently pull you up off of the mattress slightly, his cock starting to set a brutal pace as he pulled your body into him with every thrust. His movements had you a moaning, crying mess.

“Oh god- Yes Steve! Fuck!”

“Gonna fill this pretty cunt up with my cum.”

“Please Steve!”

You could feel the knot in your stomach about to snap.

“Steve i’m gonna cum!”

“Cum. Cum for me baby. Cum around my cock.”

After a thrust or two, your body was writhing in ecstasy, cum covering his buried dick.

“Shit! Can feel you throbbing around me.”

His thrusts became sloppy very quickly after that, pulling you into him harsher. Soon after feeling his hot seed spurting inside of you, filling you up.

He slowly pulls out and replaces his dick with his fingers.

“Cant have any coming out now can we sweetheart?”

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

I am a firm believer that Steve is a horrible cook, like yes he had to fend for himself but he just make pizza pockets. He keeps trying to make dinner for Eddie but he’s soooo bad.

Eddie: Watcha doing?

Steve: Making dinner.

Eddie: I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.

just getting you ready for christmas 💚❤️

me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic: