Nicknames: When You Shorten Someone’s Name Affectionately

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

nick going on and on about how he wishes he were like jacob because "he's all hot and attractive and funny and charismatic and great and perfect" and everyone is just looking at him like????? ok fruit?

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex

if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

is anyone else being a massive homosexual right now?

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thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold.

someone: bear in mind…..

me: