I Know You Don’t Want To Hear About Ursine Fractals Any More But It… Bears Repeating

Hello! 😄👋🏻 how’s it going out there? this is- uhh- uh 🫥 we need help 😀 this is- uhh 🫥 we are counsellors at hackett’s 🤔 quarry 🤔 summer camp 😄👍🏻 and there’s been a horrible accident 😰 - attack - some stuffs. bad. here. 😬 we need your help 😀🤲🏻 there is a swarm 🐝 of bears 🐻😐 and they are evvverrryywhere 🫠 there’s these hunters too 😳 they seem to be shooting at the bears 🧐 but also at us? 🤨 um which is not good 🫡❌ and a few of our friends are hurt 😔 and um we’re in desperate need of help 😀 so please- imeantheres VICIOUS 👹 BEARS 🐻❗️and uhhh 🫥 weeee don’t know what to do 🙃 so please? 😇😭 come help us 🙏🏻 SOS 🆘 this is an emergency 🚨 S- Savee ourr ship? 🤔🚢 comee onn down 🤪🤩 pleasehelpus 😀👍🏻

“First of all” I say indignantly, with absolutely no idea where i’m going with this

nick going on and on about how he wishes he were like jacob because "he's all hot and attractive and funny and charismatic and great and perfect" and everyone is just looking at him like????? ok fruit?

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

just got vaccinated it was a little weird when the nurse kissed me on the mouth with tongue but it was a great experience all around 👍

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross