Detective: [kneels Down Looking Over A Dead Body] Hm. Gross

agreed

by bo burnham

Dylan: That feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why.

*werewolf burst into the room*

Dylan: That's right! I was getting chased

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

nick going on and on about how he wishes he were like jacob because "he's all hot and attractive and funny and charismatic and great and perfect" and everyone is just looking at him like????? ok fruit?

is anyone else being a massive homosexual right now?

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr