Babygirl I Sit Hunched In Ways You’d Never Fuckin Believe

You doing ok?

if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins

bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex

slowly approaching bear

Hello! 😄👋🏻 how’s it going out there? this is- uhh- uh 🫥 we need help 😀 this is- uhh 🫥 we are counsellors at hackett’s 🤔 quarry 🤔 summer camp 😄👍🏻 and there’s been a horrible accident 😰 - attack - some stuffs. bad. here. 😬 we need your help 😀🤲🏻 there is a swarm 🐝 of bears 🐻😐 and they are evvverrryywhere 🫠 there’s these hunters too 😳 they seem to be shooting at the bears 🧐 but also at us? 🤨 um which is not good 🫡❌ and a few of our friends are hurt 😔 and um we’re in desperate need of help 😀 so please- imeantheres VICIOUS 👹 BEARS 🐻❗️and uhhh 🫥 weeee don’t know what to do 🙃 so please? 😇😭 come help us 🙏🏻 SOS 🆘 this is an emergency 🚨 S- Savee ourr ship? 🤔🚢 comee onn down 🤪🤩 pleasehelpus 😀👍🏻

Sometimes all I think about is you

Late nights in the middle of June

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

“First of all” I say indignantly, with absolutely no idea where i’m going with this

is anyone else being a massive homosexual right now?

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately