Mary: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Lily: I sleep with a knife.
Marlene: Both of you are pathetic.
Mary: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Marlene: Dorcas.
Jakože haloo, proč jsem balila toaletní prkýnko na brigádě v megaknihách??? 😭😭
Oh, how i love this fandom
reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s
My final goal is gaslighting everyone into believing wolfstar has always been canon
todd: i want seafood for dinner, so i bought a lobster. you’re preparing it while im gone, please?
*five hours later*
todd: neil im-
lobster, in a crib (that wasn’t there before) wearing a onesie, diaper, and bonnet with a bowl of sea urchin (lobster food):
neil, sobbing: i- i got attached
No, he's not
he’s not
Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.
Reblog if you gotta do more gotta be more
okay but can we talk about sybill angst... imagine she predicted everyone's deaths and distanced herself from them because she knew she couldn't prevent it... so much untapped potential
When you don't know what to do, ask what Henry Chinaski would do
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