Todd: I Want Seafood For Dinner, So I Bought A Lobster. You’re Preparing It While Im Gone, Please?

todd: i want seafood for dinner, so i bought a lobster. you’re preparing it while im gone, please?

*five hours later*

todd: neil im-

lobster, in a crib (that wasn’t there before) wearing a onesie, diaper, and bonnet with a bowl of sea urchin (lobster food):

neil, sobbing: i- i got attached

Neil hc

when neil died he shot himself in the head, to keep his heart safe for todd.

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dyingbythehand

1 year ago

currently thinking about this parallel

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dyingbythehand

1 year ago

Listen listen,

We do horny in every of Harry Potter fandoms, i mean, like Marauders era fandom etc.

We do ( very ) horny in that Rodrick Heffley group of simps.

But we don't do horny in Dead poets society fandom.

And i think, it's because, it's for me, i just can't see dead poets in sexual way. I just can't see little meow meow Todd in sexual way. I mean, yeah, they have that urge, but i just can't. I just can't.

I mean, i can make some these kinky hcs for them, ( ,,But girl, not everybody have kinks." Shut up, everybody have. Yk, i don't talk about these cutie pies asexuals,) but i just can't.

I hcs some of dead poets as asexuals, but that's not point, i hcs some of Marauders era people as asexuals, and i still can see some of them in sexual way.

And also, i don't think it's because Dead poets society is set in the 50'. People did sex in every year. Just, in some of characters is prue in them, and i can't break it.

So, that's why i don't do horny in Dead poets society fandom. But yeah, the things i would let Nuwanda do to me.

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dyingbythehand

2 years ago

and basil hallward is my poor little meow meow.

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dyingbythehand

2 years ago

I love how authors in classic literature spend three pages describing a street, whilst casually mentioning the death of the protagonist in one line.

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dyingbythehand

1 year ago

Another one from the Hollywood Reporter.

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dyingbythehand

1 year ago

Petition to make a dps sequel where the dead poets children in the 70s-80s kinda just rock up to the school and become the next generation of dead poets.

The twist is no one dies

Look at me solving child hood trauma :D

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dyingbythehand

2 years ago

cant believe im letting people online see into my heart. for free

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dyingbythehand

2 years ago

I don't like Snape, but this is so good 😭

Severus: [taps quill]

Lily: [taps quill back]

James: stop that!

Lily: stop what?

James: you’re talking about me in Morse code.

Severus: yes, that’s exactly what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, Me and Lily took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[later]

Severus to regulus: that’s exactly what we did.

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