”Hell, You Won’t Even Have A Chance To Tell Them. Armand Will Hear You Coming. Then He’ll Kill

The ending had me in tears...

Goncharov (1973) my beloved

Just write the script and direct the movie, because this right here is amazing

“Artemis Fowl” would be such an amazing movie? Like it starts off with a voice over going all…

How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed… 

And we see a rich boy wearing an expensive suit sitting by fire… we can’t see his face–just his back with that fancy Victorian chair of his. And he’s staring at his piles of GOLD. The voice over continues…

There is no doubt that Artemis is a child prodigy.  But why does someone of such brilliance dedicate himself to criminal activities? 

The boy stands up but we still can’t see his face. He walks towards the screen and the cam backs away and then suddenly the boy is trying to close the door. 

This is a question that can be answered by only one person.

And then the view goes upward and we finally see his pale face and he’s smiling deviously with his finger on his lips as if to say “Hush.”

And he delights in not talking.

The boy closes the door entirely and then it shows “Artemis Fowl” in friggin GOLD because that’s what the movie is all about. G O L D. And then it gives the audience the chills.

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

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Armand’s 3D printer in ’Daniel Molloy’s Incredible Showstopping World-Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)’

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headcanons for Armand in BG3's Faerun

- kidnapped from the underdark as a child by duergar and taken to Baldur’s Gate (he’s half drow)

-bought by Marius and lived in his mansion in the uppercity

- probably met Cazador Szarr through Marius (I imagine they’d be rivals and Marius is showing off Armand)

- Marius has painted Raphael’s portrait for small favours (they’ve also fucked)

- kidnapped and brainwashed by Bhaal cultists and lived in the underground temple with them

- the guardian takes on the form of Marius when showing himself to Armand

- gets taken when hunting by the mindflayers and is now ’free’ for the first time in centuries

- learns through Karlach, Gale, Astarion, Wyll, Laezel and Shadowheart that he deserves to be free (the way they all had some higher power exerting control over them oh my babies)

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Artemis Fowl + aesthetic

Currently playing BG3 as Armand and let me tell you the jumpscare I got when the guardian first appeared and I remembered I made him look like Marius

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Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.