Headcanons For Armand In BG3's Faerun

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Tav!Armand update:

Gale asking Karlach what he should do if someone showed romantic interest in him the day after Armand beamed an image of them making out into his brain lmaoo

Karlach said talk to him you bozo

oh this is perfect!! the way armand looks exactly like that one st Sebastian painting and now finding out Daniel also looks like a bunch of them!!

I understand Armand, because young Daniel Molloy really did have a face that said ‘martyr me like one of your Saint Sebastians’

why does he look so smug huh

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

Just write the script and direct the movie, because this right here is amazing

“Artemis Fowl” would be such an amazing movie? Like it starts off with a voice over going all…

How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed… 

And we see a rich boy wearing an expensive suit sitting by fire… we can’t see his face–just his back with that fancy Victorian chair of his. And he’s staring at his piles of GOLD. The voice over continues…

There is no doubt that Artemis is a child prodigy.  But why does someone of such brilliance dedicate himself to criminal activities? 

The boy stands up but we still can’t see his face. He walks towards the screen and the cam backs away and then suddenly the boy is trying to close the door. 

This is a question that can be answered by only one person.

And then the view goes upward and we finally see his pale face and he’s smiling deviously with his finger on his lips as if to say “Hush.”

And he delights in not talking.

The boy closes the door entirely and then it shows “Artemis Fowl” in friggin GOLD because that’s what the movie is all about. G O L D. And then it gives the audience the chills.

Killin’ us

just saw Moulin Rouge for the first time and where are the Devil’s Minions AUs 💢💳💢💳

the desired courtesan falls in love with the kinda pathetic but endearing poor writer? the courtesan who gets deathly sick has to leave the boy to save him?? in a theatre in paris???

the play they’re making being an orientalist spectacle playing on Armand’s Indian heritage?? hello