On My Pride As A TV Watcher, I Never Watch The Recaps Even If I Forgot Everything.

My hips pop more than my fingers and I don’t think that’s okay

My older sister asked me if my other sister talked a lot while we were home alone since she talks a ton all the time. I said no because i couldn’t remember but now i’m alone with her and she never stops. She is talking 24/7. 

I like the fanfics where the reason Billy and his family leave California is because Neil found out Billy had a boyfriend and he’s an homophobic ass so he forces them to leave. Or someone in Cali finds out he abuses Billy and they leave. It just scratches my brain

I got this cool puzzle for myself that’s 1000 pieces and is separated into 3 bigger pieces. And if u rearrange the bigger pieces, the puzzle has a hole in the middle where you make another piece that makes like a different story. Anyways, my roomba sucked up some pieces and now I can’t ever finish it

rip puzzle pieces, u will be missed

An old guy came into my work and after seeing an old picture of me with long hair told me “you shouldn’t have cut your hair”

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Harry Potter definitely has an ass and thicc thighs. All that quidditch and fighting. He is THICC

I’ve read fics where it’s like “what if Peter Parker acted more like a spider?” Like he was allergic to peppermint, he had venom and sharper teeth, he slept in a web sometimes, he couldn’t thermoregulate, and one fic even had where he couldn’t eat solid food, just smoothies.

I love these fics and I think they’re great, so I need one where Peter just loves weaving or like loves knitting. Like spiders were born to make webs and all that so like with Peter he just loves to knit and got really good it really fast. Maybe he gives beanies and scarves to Ned and MJ, or just every Christmas, that’s what he gives aunt May.

Litterfinger’s dead, littlefinger’s dead 🎶🎶🎶

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I’m watching diligently 👁️👄👁️

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

First time my hand fell asleep I thought my hand was going numb and I wouldn’t be able to move it anymore, so I started banging it against the wall and biting it trying to feel something. I was on the verge of a panic attack when it went back to normal and I thought it was a freak occurrence until it happened again