An Old Guy Came Into My Work And After Seeing An Old Picture Of Me With Long Hair Told Me “you Shouldn’t

You know how sometimes you regret knowing something? Anyways I was playing incoherent with some friends and when my friend said the clue I immediately yelled out double penetration and everyone looked at me like I just used a snake as a cock ring so yeah

I don’t read fanfic for the ships; sometimes it’s because the original media was really fucking sad and I want everyone to be happy. My sister and I were talking about what obscure fandoms we read and I said Encanto, and she was like who the fuck are u shipping, they’re all family 🤨🤨. And I was like no I don’t ship anyone, it’s because I want them to be happy from the beginning. Like it’s not always about the ship

So my friend wanted to read One Punch Man but he was gonna pay $3 for a subscription. I was like why don’t u just use Mangago?? And he was like what’s that?? And I was like oh it’s where I go to read manga and so I sent him the link and first thing he asks is why is there so much gay porn?? Like sir, don’t ask questions you don’t want answered and just enjoy the free manga 🙄🙄

Bro yes, like Miles and Jeff both try so hard to communicate to each other and get the other to listen. They deserve to be happy together and realize that they love each other and would do anything for each other. Like the part with the message on the cake was so Miles trying to communicate with his dad.

Also he was def a daddies boy, Jeff took him to cruise in his police car, and gave him little hot wheels of different police cars growing up.

I need more fics where Miles tells his parents that he’s Spider-Man. And everything turns out okay, and no one dies. (Or at least his dad doesn’t die) Miles and his mom had a good relationship and he was so close to telling her, and I think it would have changed everything if he told her.

They’re a family that love each other and he would’ve told them if Gwen said it would be better if he didn’t.

Tywin Lannister finally dying is the highlight of the show imo

Trying to study for my chem final today but the period shits are getting to me 😔

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I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

I need a MHA character that can control the 4 elements, but like they have trouble controlling it and improving. Until one of their friends say as a joke that they should watch Avatar. And then they do! and actually get better. 

Okay so the scene where Billy goes to the Byer’s for Max and fights Steve is obviously because he’s pissed at Max and an asshole.

Now I would like for it to be because he’s freaked out about his 13 year old step-sister being alone in a creepy cabin with 1 adult and 3 other boys.

Why?

Because he was assaulted when he was younger over a long period of time and he never told anyone. Most likely by someone he knew, maybe by Neil or an older person he trusted.

He’s like freaking out, having flashbacks to what happened to him and hyperventilating but still trying to leave with Max. Then u know either the original events happen with his history of sexual assault being a new thing and obviously him not dying or he finds out about the upside down then and that changes things.

I think it could be an interesting concept that could make a really good fanfic