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"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced

okay so like i know that koleniko is a pufferfish but haven't we all wanted to try fugu..... and also i could make a case for him having at least SOME urchin influence and getting some uni . we won't speak about where we're gonna get it from

which dutchman crew member would taste the best on a sushi platter ?

(this is not a sexual post)

People who genuinely ascribe a moral value to specific animals are so strange to me.

Like, if you're genuinely just joking I get it. I love centipedes, but I do also like to joke that they're made of hate, just because of personal experiences. But I am joking.

And they can actually be quite loving parents, they are themselves beautiful and fascinating creatures (toxicognaths are great).

Like, ticks aren't evil guys. They're just hungry.

Dolphins aren't evil, or at least not any more evil than we are. And we aren't evil either, just as a side note.

Mosquitos? Take a guess what I'm gonna say next.

Even the animal you hate most? It's not evil. It has a right to live.

Do you think bed bugs are rubbing their hands together, cackling about how they're gonna torment mankind next? Nah, they just wanna feed and fuck. Which is a mood honestly.

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

Shark Fact

Epaulette sharks, a small type of reef shark, can "walk" on land during low tides. They do this by their pectoral and pelvic fins evolving to be more like feet so that they can crawl outside of the water from pool to pool during low tide.

They are able to lower their hearts and the rate at which they need to breath to be able to go outside of the water.

Walking on land allows for better hunting as well as to move to more oxygenated pools of water.

hector barbossa just hit the vape live on television

Some crickets and grasshoppers and my thoughts about them.

I've always been interested in bugs since I was real small.. I should draw them more often.

okokok ill get it out of my system in a week or so

anyway im very pleased with myself on picking a wolverine for barbossa

every time a fic has will not tolerate hannibal's cannibalism an angel loses its wings