Every Time A Fic Has Will Not Tolerate Hannibal's Cannibalism An Angel Loses Its Wings

has anyone made springtails into gummies yet because i'm at the point of staring at pictures of florida oranges and imagining the delectable flavour they would impart upon the palette. what is the evolutionary advantage to looking so delicious

See me personally, I think Alana should get to beat the shit out of Hannibal with hammers but maybe that's just me

i feel like i'm supposed to make an intro post so here's that ☆

hi! i'm davy jones yaoi, also known as mushroomfrog. you may or may not recognize that name from other platforms. don't even worry about it.

call me literally whatever you want, i've got 2,763 aliases as it is. i'm gay, clueless, and passionate about pointless internet drama

i'll talk about pirates of the caribbean, nbc hannibal, dnd, vampires, and whatever else i feel like. if you're not cool with weird bugs/spiders/snakes then you might want to sit this one out because i love freak creatures.

☆

(my tags are mostly self-explanatory but i have a few that aren't)

#critters - anything nature-related, mostly reblogging animals i like

#cool art - other peoples' art

#joy and whimsy - silly or cute things broadly unrelated to any of my interests

#yaoi original - post i wrote myself or otherwise added text to

all fandoms and characters just use the normal tags. i try to tag animals by both their common names and the broad category they fit into (e.g. #corn snake and #snakes)

☆

if you want more info on me, check my strawpage at https://mushroomfrog.straw.page/ and try to ignore the insane amount of gifs i threw on for fun. byee :3

learning to identify bugs is awesome because i just found out i have a very cute species of isopod in my backyard native to where i live and it's literally better than crack

This magnificent boat-tailed grackle strutting around in the sunlight… he knows what he’s doing here

seeing people posting purple isopods like . They don't know

Purple roly poly

@coconutsandchlorine

I didn't know hannibal lecter had a blog

he better be glad i wasn’t there or he’d be getting crazy backshots and getting his hair pulled so hard he’d think he was being scalped. better hold on tight to that desk buddy boy

"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler