People who genuinely ascribe a moral value to specific animals are so strange to me.
Like, if you're genuinely just joking I get it. I love centipedes, but I do also like to joke that they're made of hate, just because of personal experiences. But I am joking.
And they can actually be quite loving parents, they are themselves beautiful and fascinating creatures (toxicognaths are great).
Like, ticks aren't evil guys. They're just hungry.
Dolphins aren't evil, or at least not any more evil than we are. And we aren't evil either, just as a side note.
Mosquitos? Take a guess what I'm gonna say next.
Even the animal you hate most? It's not evil. It has a right to live.
Do you think bed bugs are rubbing their hands together, cackling about how they're gonna torment mankind next? Nah, they just wanna feed and fuck. Which is a mood honestly.
hi! i'm davy jones yaoi, also known as mushroomfrog. you may or may not recognize that name from other platforms. don't even worry about it.
call me literally whatever you want, i've got 2,763 aliases as it is. i'm gay, clueless, and passionate about pointless internet drama
i'll talk about pirates of the caribbean, nbc hannibal, dnd, vampires, and whatever else i feel like. if you're not cool with weird bugs/spiders/snakes then you might want to sit this one out because i love freak creatures.
(my tags are mostly self-explanatory but i have a few that aren't)
#critters - anything nature-related, mostly reblogging animals i like
#cool art - other peoples' art
#joy and whimsy - silly or cute things broadly unrelated to any of my interests
#yaoi original - post i wrote myself or otherwise added text to
all fandoms and characters just use the normal tags. i try to tag animals by both their common names and the broad category they fit into (e.g. #corn snake and #snakes)
if you want more info on me, check my strawpage at https://mushroomfrog.straw.page/ and try to ignore the insane amount of gifs i threw on for fun. byee :3
"i’m really tempted to start writing potc fic but i’m afraid i’ll get WAY too into describing how the vessels are rigged etc instead of actually having a plot. who wants 6 chapters of me possessing jack and getting him to explain the difference between square rigging and fore and aft rigging to an unmentioned second person"
tell me about it
WILLABETH wednesday…
yeah sorry we took your canon male character and made him a butch dyke. no yeah it didnt change his appearance hes just a butch dyke now. sorry. hes infinitely cooler now if that makes u feel better
this has been sitting in my capcut drafts for months i'm tired of looking at it begone foul thing etc
is this anything
she/he, here for the yuri and the cool bugs
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