Dark: Okay Google, How Do I Get Revenge On Those Who Have Forsaken Me?

Lipstick stains

helena / my chemical romance

requested by @yo-punto-uwu

Teamiplier as shit my friends have said

Tyler: Whole food is a slutty Walmart??

Kathryn: FIFTY SHADES OF I STILL DON'T WANT AIDS

Amy: Touch my desk I scream

Mark: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me

Ethan: I was born 5"2 and fully erect

“the reason that’s really funny to me is because pretty much all you guys hear from me are really loud annoying yells.” (x)

@markiplier: *turns his bedroom lights off to go to sleep*

the fandom:

it scares me how accurate jack got mark’s laugh @therealjacksepticeye @markiplier explain this sorcery

Mark’s Panel At Vidcon

Forgot to post this yesterday but here you go

Marks favorite ego of his is Wilford

The bridge to Wilford’s story might come out next month or in August 

Audience Member to Mark: “I love you” “I can’t return the feeling. I love two people, Chica and Amy”

He showed a vid of Chica and Henry playing

He rates Tyler and Bob the sexiest and Amy the best person

A nerd for science and technology

Loves the war hammer series

Still no stiens for Wade and Bob

Didn’t like the middle section (i was sitting there, sadly but I wasn’t doing anything) Right and left sections were his fave and the balcony knew what was up

There was a guy at the top who was waving their legs and Mark was very confused

Mark likes the E meme

“IM NOT A NUDEST!!!!”

Mark would be Pocahontas

Mark would bring a boat, lots of gas and a tablet with all his videos 

Im probably missing a few things but ye

Who does it better?!

Do you all remember when Mark was really into eating hot sauce for a while. It was just constant. Why did he stop. Why hasn’t he eaten the sun yet?