Lipstick Stains

Guys I did a th ING

“How do you know what’s good for me?”

“tHA T’S MY OPINIOOOOON!!”

you took your mask off haha.

you don’t seem happy haha.

you aren’t smiling haha.

this is all just a fun fun game haha.

so put your mask back on haha.

and laugh like you mean it.

Two types of singles on Valentine's day

Normal singles: Ugh, look at all these couples, it’s making me sick. #SingleLife Only morning text I’m waking up to is from my parents telling me how much of a loser I am for not being in a relationship.

Single, excited, me: OMG YASS IT’S FUCKING VDAY, KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! FUCKING GAY SMUT/ONE SHOTS V-DAY AU UPDATES FROM MY FAV AUTHORS!!! *Throws rainbow confetti*

Erik Derrikson, probably: My New Year’s resolution is to, uh, to be more assertive, if that’s okay with you guys?

(BimDark cock warming) Bim sitting behind Dale's desk in his chair and having Dark bend over and take his pants off so Bim can admire how his ass looks in the panties he got him before he pulls theose down and moves Dark back by his hips and sets him in his lap, burrying his cock in his ass as well, and Dark has to work with Bims cock juts streaching him out and a few times Dark needs to pause and just moan and whine for a moment bc Bim had reached an ram around and is jerking him off but 1/? 🌷

He’s not allowed to cum, test or by cock ring, but as soon as Dark finished his work Bim pushes him off his lap and fucks him while he’s bent over the desk (Dark ends up leaving scratch marks in it) (Also when Bim is checking Darks ass out he’s very vocal, and touchy, bout it. Playfully grabbing it and watching Dark jump, smacking it and wolf whistleing as the red makes a nice contrast with the panties colour, teasing that he can’t wait to fuck Dark raw, asking Dark to spread his stance 2/? 🌷

Having him bend over more, arch his back, or turn around so he can see Darks cock straning against the fabric and commenting on the dark patch precum leaking Darks tip (and that makes Dark go red).) 3/3 🌷

Bim having Dark bent over his (Bims) desk, in nothing but panties, thigh highs and ropes (keeping his less apart and arms ties up) and spanking him with his belt (Darks or Bims, both are interesting) and not gaging or blindfolding him bc he can’t see Bim anyways so he has no idea when the belt will make contact and each time it does he moans so damn loudly and arches his back, and Bim calls him a whore who needs to be out in his place, and every now and then he’ll grab Darks ass or use 1/3 🌷

his hand, or teach around and rub Darks hard cock through his panties and will comment on how hard he is (while also maybe grinding his own pants clad but still very hard dick against Darks ass) and instead nod taking the panties off, they’re silk, Bim just takes his cock out and humps Dark until he cums (and jerks Dark off while he does it) and at first he calls Dark a /dirty/ whore but pretty quickly his comments turn into deep growls and pants as he gets off (Like ⅔ 🌷

Bim just humping and grinding and rawing Dark like a pent up animal is so hot) 3/3 🌷

tulip

oh my god

i have nothing eloquent to say except HOLY FUCK reading this and all of your bimdark smut has honestly been the highlight of my day so thank you 👍👍👍

Teamiplier as shit my friends have said

Tyler: Whole food is a slutty Walmart??

Kathryn: FIFTY SHADES OF I STILL DON'T WANT AIDS

Amy: Touch my desk I scream

Mark: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me

Ethan: I was born 5"2 and fully erect

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

cause everybody needs these three singing i’ll make a man out of you on their dash (x)

MAX: maybe it's all just a dream (@dibphobic)

Darkiplier: what are you smiling about? Wilford: nothing :D Wilford’s thoughts: tutant meenage neetle teetles