Teamiplier As Shit My Friends Have Said

Two types of singles on Valentine's day

Normal singles: Ugh, look at all these couples, it’s making me sick. #SingleLife Only morning text I’m waking up to is from my parents telling me how much of a loser I am for not being in a relationship.

Single, excited, me: OMG YASS IT’S FUCKING VDAY, KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! FUCKING GAY SMUT/ONE SHOTS V-DAY AU UPDATES FROM MY FAV AUTHORS!!! *Throws rainbow confetti*

Hey guys, remember this tweet?

WELL LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

@markiplier, congrats on making it into a Kurzgesagt video!

Wilford Warfstache appreciation post!😄

big mood, mark!

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Insecure

Dependent

Obsessed

Moving on

Independent

Inspiring

The crystal gems

Darkiplier, texting Wilford after a drunken office party: i don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Wilford: alive? yeah.

Darkiplier: not in jail?

Wilford: [Read at 11:45 am]

Darkiplier: WILFORD

henry and chica appear!