Me, Reading My Completely Incoherent Essay And Deciding Its Ready To Be Submitted For 30% Of My Final

I don’t care who you are if you take my last nugget or slice of pizza you are dead to me

*Doing a friendship race during the carry your partner portion*

Cartoonz: *Carrying Ohm bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*

Wildcat: *Sprints past, carrying Mini over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming*

This is probably what Just One Yesterday would sound like from outside the studio.

(i am taking requests now!!)

Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers aren’t entitled to information about other people’s gender or sexuality.

Just a few snippets of the best backup vocals off Folie A Deux (listen all the way through, you won’t regret it)

Our dog kept barking at nothing and it was getting on my nerves so I went inside and yelled “LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING” at him, and he sat down in front of me and waited patiently to be explained a thing.

melt your headaches- call it home.