Our Dog Kept Barking At Nothing And It Was Getting On My Nerves So I Went Inside And Yelled “LET ME

My life basically

Friend: I hate my life. Me: Thank You. I meANT TO SAY ‘SAME’ AAAHHH

America’s Sweethearts backup vocals/instruments… truly magical!

(requested by anonymous)

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me too smit

Mini: You ever wanna talk about your emotions?

Wildcat: No.

Smii7y: I do.

Mini: I know, Smii7y

Smii7y: I’m sad.

Mini: I know, Smii7y

Moo: Oh god oh god okay so the smoke machine for the next performance isn’t working

Kryoz: I can just crouch next to the stage and vape

Moo: Would I be a bad manager if I said okay?

Kryoz: You’d be a lame one if you didn’t

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

what does it say about me that this is the post that broke me

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

I was just messing around with audio editing and now I’m swimming in my tears lol

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

Jotr: *trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*

Kryoz: if only you sucked my dick as hard as you suck that smoothie

Jotr: *starts coughing* whAT The fUCK