I Don’t Care Who You Are If You Take My Last Nugget Or Slice Of Pizza You Are Dead To Me

this gives me so many tiktok vibes tbh i love it

GIMME GIMME GIMME- (EDIT)-GBG

i wanna apologize the second boom is very loud i messed up, too lazy to fix :)

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

it sharpens me like A KNIFE

me too

The vaping monks, AggressiveJohn™, destroying sexism, and, burning himself because he farted too much: a synopsis of Kryoz’s recent streams

{~ 🅱️appy 🅱️irthday 🅱️aby 🅱️oy 🅱️yroz ~}

when you make a great pun but your friends are tired of your shit

*finishes coffee* I really want more coffee

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill