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The Avengers & Friends Swimsuit Special - (2022)

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𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 — Bucky Barnes x Fem!reader

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 — one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled "i could beat the shit out of you" in his ear.

he said "i know" with a smile

— based on this thing found on Pinterest (tho written in the you perspective)

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — you're drunk so I guess mention of alcohol

𝐕𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 — not posted in a while so here is a little thing for you guys, like, comment and reblog!, not my gif

“Nooooo!” You shouted through the Avengers compound.

Bucky who had you thrown over his shoulder rolled his eyes at your dramatic actions.

For understanding, Tony had thrown one of his infamous party's after coming back from a successful mission and decided to get half of the Avengers drunk with you being one of them.

“Come on! I had– my drink wasn– Bucky–”

Bucky shook his head at your attempt to talk as you were constantly cut off by a hiccup.

“Buck! The room– oom it's– spinninggg.” You gasped while drawing out the 'ing'.

The former Winter Soldier couldn't contain his chuckle anymore.

“That is– that is not fun– ny!”

He learned over the past few years that it was better not to reply to anything you said right now.

When Bucky reached your shared quarters, he wasn't prepared for the following. He sat you down on the ground before closing the door quietly.

“Why is it soooo hot in here?” The hiccups were finally gone and were exchanged with a wave of heat.

“What?” Bucky turned around, his eyes widening.

You started unbuttoning your button up dress.

“Doll...where is your bra?” Bucky sighed, his thumb and middle finger rubbing his temples.

“Skipped it obviously and see! It's so hot it was worth it!”

The dress hangs on your shoulders, your body now exposed to Bucky.

Relief washed over him when he saw that you were wearing panties at least. “Stop undressing.” He demanded as he saw your fingers raising.

You pouted and walked over to him.

“Why? Don't you like me naked...at your mercy, make me do anything you want.”

Your hands trailed up his arm as you tried to seduce him, “not happening doll.” Bucky told you and grabbed your wrist gently.

“But Bucky I want you t–!” You began talking rather loudly

“Ssshhhh, you’ll wake the entire compound.”

Bucky put his hand on your mouth silencing you.

You grinned against Bucky's hand and licked it with your tongue.

He pulled his hand away in an instant, wiping your spit against his pants. “Really?” He asked with raised brows.

You were still grinning and before Bucky could stop you, you had discarded the last of your clothes including the panties.

“God doll...” He mumbled, sighing, “today is one of those drunk days huh?”

Yeah there were also crying drunk, angry drunk, funny drunk and well horny, hot, not listening to anything Bucky says drunk. Today was a mixture of the last three to four.

He shook his head amused by your action.

“Now all fun aside, it's time for bed.” He propped his hands on his torso looking like a dad.

“But I'm not even tired!” You whined as Bucky picked you up once again to lay you on the bed.

“Look I'm gonna lay right next to ya, okay doll?”

“On one condition,” Bucky raised his eyebrows, “you take your pants and shirt off.”

Bucky chuckled, of course you would say something like this. “Fine, but you put a shirt on, I don't need ya catching a cold.”

He was just as tired as you even though you felt like running a marathon your boyfriend knew you would be out cold within five minutes.

You took Bucky's shirt and pulled it over your head before sitting on the bed.

Bucky laid down next to you, relieved to finally have you in bed, “are you sure you don't wanna have sex?”

“Yes doll.”

As Bucky got comfortable you laid yourself on his chest. You let a quite sigh from you lips “You know if we were to fight each other..,” you began.

You kissed his neck and whispering, “I could beat the shit out of you,” in his ear.

He said “I know” with a smile.

While being drunk you could go from one topic to the other without it having any connection to the other.

“Bucky if I was a worm would you still love me?”

“Bucky why don't you wanna have sex with me?”

“Bucky if animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?”

He rolled his eyes playfully and put his hand over your mouth again, “sleep doll please.”

“Tell me a story?”

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In case someone doesn't know how to make a "keep reading" on mobile:

I've seen some nerve-racking 10k fics that don't have the cut and in their worst, they're also full of media like "this is a picture of what you're wearing, this is the view you're seeing from your hotel room, here's a gif how x looks at you in this scene" = Tumblr app struggles to load that wall of text and media and then Tumblr app crashes and when asked to put the cut, people are like "I'm on mobile and can't put the cut" so here's a little tutorial video for you guys.

I know this is a problem with all characters but tagging some popular ones to gain exposure for this post.

Phd by mistake

Oh wow

Tom Holland doing ballet turns is what I live for 

i love him in every universe

me reading smut, not being able to decipher what position they're in because it wasn't stated clear enough for my tiny brain