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boys night

Summary: JJ and the guys have a boys night, but he can’t help but think about you

Warnings: sex references? JJ being JJ

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“No way, bro, Halloween is the ultimate horror film, you’re both idiots,” JJ drunkenly defended, shaking his head at John B and Pope.

“No, listen, Hereditary is like…smart,” Pope argued back, and JJ groaned around his beer.

“Yeah, just what I want from my horror films, Pope. Smarts. No! Blood and guts and slashy slashy,” JJ pointed his finger at his friends, and John B rolled his eyes.

“Okay, okay, let’s agree to disagree, guys, I’m gonna go get another couple of beers,” John B was already halfway out of his seat, ever the peacekeeper when it came to JJ and Pope’s debates.

He was about to turn back towards the Chateau when he spotted JJ fishing in his pocket.

“No, nope, give it here,” he ordered, and JJ looked up in confusion.

“What are you talking about?”

“The phone. I know what you’re doing. No girlfriends tonight,” he held his hand out.

“I wasn’t even gonna message her!” JJ defended, lying through his teeth, ignoring the sarcastic look Pope was throwing his way.

“JJ. You do this every boys night and we don’t wanna listen to you two tell each other how in love you are for the next hour. You traumatised Pope last time.”

“I never wanna hear the word ‘daddy’ come out of that woman’s mouth again,” Pope muttered, and JJ just smirked at him.

“Speak for yourself,” he winked, and Pope pretended to gag over the side of his chair.

“JJ, no.” Pope groaned.

“JJ, yes,” he grinned back.

“JJ. No.” John B cut in, holding his hand out again.

“What if there’s an emergency?”

“What kind of emergency?”

JJ shrugged, smug look overtaking his features.

“A dick emergency.”

“JJ, phone!”

“Jeeeeez, fine,” JJ held his hands up before reaching into his pocket and handing his phone over to John B who slid it into his shorts before heading inside.

“I just wanna say that I think this is very unfair,” JJ complained to Pope, who raised an eyebrow at his blonde friend.

“Distance is healthy, man. You’re whipped.”

“Of course I’m whipped. Have you seen my girl?” JJ defended, and Pope just smiled and shook his head, knowing there was no derailing JJ when it came to his favourite topic - you.

“Okay, I’m gonna go to the bathroom before you start in on the wedding plans,” Pope stood up and stretched before heading in after John B, leaving JJ by the fire brooding.

When they finally came back outside together, John B spotted the sheepish look on JJ’s face.

“What did you do?”

“Don’t know what you’re talking about, man. Gimme my beer,” JJ held his hand out, and John B decided to let it go, handing over the bottle and settling back in his seat.

“Okay, so, what about Scream? We’re totally forgetting a classic!” JJ started up again, and John B groaned as the debate started right back where they’d left it.

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Pope was in the middle of a fierce defence of Midsommer when John B heard his own phone buzz from the floor beside him. He picked it up eagerly, hoping it was Sarah (yeah, he was a hypocrite, sue him).

Instead, your name flashed across his screen, and he frowned, opening the text. He was halfway through the message when he spat his beer out, spraying half of it on Pope.

“What the fuck, John B?” He startled, jumping up.

“JJ, why the hell do I have a very descriptive message from your girl about how she wants to, and I quote, ‘get dicked down’?” John B sputtered out.

“She answered? Nice, lemme see!” JJ reached out for the phone, wincing at the slap John B landed on his hand.

“Please tell me you did not use my phone to sext your girlfriend?”

“You took mine! What was I supposed to do?”

“Not be horny for one night!”

“Impossible,” JJ scoffed, trying for another grab at the phone. “Lemme read it!”

“No! I’m deleting this,” John B held the phone out of JJ’s reach.

“Wait, come on, I wanna see what she put!”

“Well I don’t! What if Sarah saw this?!”

JJ shrugged, taking a swig of his beer.

“Maybe she could pick up some tips? My girl’s filth,” he winked, and Pope threw his hands up in exasperation.

“Yeah, this is not happening. Bad JJ!”

“Fine! Sorry for being sexually active guys! Back to boys night,” JJ promised, leaning back in his chair.

It was silent for a few moments, all three guys settling back and drinking.

“But seriously, what did she say?!”

“JJ!”

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𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 — Bucky Barnes x Fem!reader

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 — one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled "i could beat the shit out of you" in his ear.

he said "i know" with a smile

— based on this thing found on Pinterest (tho written in the you perspective)

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — you're drunk so I guess mention of alcohol

𝐕𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 — not posted in a while so here is a little thing for you guys, like, comment and reblog!, not my gif

“Nooooo!” You shouted through the Avengers compound.

Bucky who had you thrown over his shoulder rolled his eyes at your dramatic actions.

For understanding, Tony had thrown one of his infamous party's after coming back from a successful mission and decided to get half of the Avengers drunk with you being one of them.

“Come on! I had– my drink wasn– Bucky–”

Bucky shook his head at your attempt to talk as you were constantly cut off by a hiccup.

“Buck! The room– oom it's– spinninggg.” You gasped while drawing out the 'ing'.

The former Winter Soldier couldn't contain his chuckle anymore.

“That is– that is not fun– ny!”

He learned over the past few years that it was better not to reply to anything you said right now.

When Bucky reached your shared quarters, he wasn't prepared for the following. He sat you down on the ground before closing the door quietly.

“Why is it soooo hot in here?” The hiccups were finally gone and were exchanged with a wave of heat.

“What?” Bucky turned around, his eyes widening.

You started unbuttoning your button up dress.

“Doll...where is your bra?” Bucky sighed, his thumb and middle finger rubbing his temples.

“Skipped it obviously and see! It's so hot it was worth it!”

The dress hangs on your shoulders, your body now exposed to Bucky.

Relief washed over him when he saw that you were wearing panties at least. “Stop undressing.” He demanded as he saw your fingers raising.

You pouted and walked over to him.

“Why? Don't you like me naked...at your mercy, make me do anything you want.”

Your hands trailed up his arm as you tried to seduce him, “not happening doll.” Bucky told you and grabbed your wrist gently.

“But Bucky I want you t–!” You began talking rather loudly

“Ssshhhh, you’ll wake the entire compound.”

Bucky put his hand on your mouth silencing you.

You grinned against Bucky's hand and licked it with your tongue.

He pulled his hand away in an instant, wiping your spit against his pants. “Really?” He asked with raised brows.

You were still grinning and before Bucky could stop you, you had discarded the last of your clothes including the panties.

“God doll...” He mumbled, sighing, “today is one of those drunk days huh?”

Yeah there were also crying drunk, angry drunk, funny drunk and well horny, hot, not listening to anything Bucky says drunk. Today was a mixture of the last three to four.

He shook his head amused by your action.

“Now all fun aside, it's time for bed.” He propped his hands on his torso looking like a dad.

“But I'm not even tired!” You whined as Bucky picked you up once again to lay you on the bed.

“Look I'm gonna lay right next to ya, okay doll?”

“On one condition,” Bucky raised his eyebrows, “you take your pants and shirt off.”

Bucky chuckled, of course you would say something like this. “Fine, but you put a shirt on, I don't need ya catching a cold.”

He was just as tired as you even though you felt like running a marathon your boyfriend knew you would be out cold within five minutes.

You took Bucky's shirt and pulled it over your head before sitting on the bed.

Bucky laid down next to you, relieved to finally have you in bed, “are you sure you don't wanna have sex?”

“Yes doll.”

As Bucky got comfortable you laid yourself on his chest. You let a quite sigh from you lips “You know if we were to fight each other..,” you began.

You kissed his neck and whispering, “I could beat the shit out of you,” in his ear.

He said “I know” with a smile.

While being drunk you could go from one topic to the other without it having any connection to the other.

“Bucky if I was a worm would you still love me?”

“Bucky why don't you wanna have sex with me?”

“Bucky if animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?”

He rolled his eyes playfully and put his hand over your mouth again, “sleep doll please.”

“Tell me a story?”

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Bucky Barnes - Adrenaline Rush |one shot|

summary: the boys left to the bar, coming back late only to find that their entire floor had been broken into, you were home alone.

Warning: attempted murder, angst, fluff

Note: this was just a short thought But it’s also terribly written, sorry?.

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The boys had just gotten to the local bar that was nearly a mile away from the apartment. You had a rough day at work and didn't want to leave the comforts of the apartments. You had insisted the boys still go out without you though of course Bucky objected but was dragged out anyway.

You started running yourself a bath letting it run while you reheated whatever leftover you could find in the fridge which was very limited with three boys in the apartment.

Leaning over the kitchen counter as you slowly stuff your mouth with the slightly cold food from the plastic container. Dumping half of it into the trash before proceeding to the bathroom, starting to strip yourself of your work scrubs discarding your top to the ground leaving you in your bra and your athletic shorts you usually wear under your scrubs.

The front door opening loudly caused you to jump back, peaking your head out the door, calling out for one of them.

The loud stomps are getting closer and closer to you. You realize it's not them.

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.

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The boys were just leaving and headed home, when Bucky's phone started ringing.

His phone displays your name in bolded letters across his screen. When he answered ,your voice was shaky and sounded like you were out of breath like you were trying to stay quiet.

“y/n?” he says his brows pinched in confusion, that you had called him.

“B’, there's someone in the apartment” you whisper the tears threatening to spill over.

He can hear the loud bangs from your side of the phone before it goes quiet.

“ y/n?” no answer “ y/n!” he calls out again.

The car comes to a halt, the New York rush coming at its favored time, Steve finds a place to pull off, Bucky gets out of the car running into the direction of the apartments. Sam and Steve followed suit.

After running for over ten minutes they reached at least the block of the apartment, the sirens and flashing lights from the ambulance and police cars lighting up the entire road.

Bucky's legs seemed to carry him fast at the sight.

Reaching the caution tape lining the entrance and all the neighbors standing outside.

Bucky's eyes frantically looked around for you, finding nothing.

Ducking under the caution tape, multiple officers rushing over.

“ Sir behind the tape” they urge, pushing him back toward the yellow tape.

“ no this is my apartments my roommate was in there”

A few of your neighbors confirm that he had lived here letting their grip on him go, Bucky ventures further into the circle of ambulances.

His eyes finally find you, your body soaking wet as you shiver in the cold air, your knees pressed to your chest as you sit on the edge of the ambulance's doors, your lips nearly blue.

“ Y/N!” he calls out before running to you.

You look up from the ground, your eyes meeting him as you shove off the blanket from your shoulders discarding it to the ground, sprinting towards him the tears finally slipping as you are now just realizing what had just happened.

Your body smashes into his wrapping your arms around his shoulders, his grip around your waist as your feet depart from the ground. Your face buried into the crevice of his neck sobbing as you feel the comfort of his embrace, his lips pressing to your temple.

“You’re safe now, I’m here.” he soothes, his hand smoothing your wet hair behind your ear.

Steve and Sam were finally let through the yellow caution tape scurrying to you.

“ Barnes can I talk to you?” Leslie asks , Leslie is your coworker that was working on the scene and your best friend. " She's gonna have some mild PTSD, she was almost killed, so just make sure she's okay and maybe don't let her sleep by herself tonight. make sure she feels safe please"

" What do you mean almost killed?" he questions.

"did they not tell you what happened?" she says with wide eyes, he shook his head " the man tried to drown her-"

Bucky joins back with you, your side pressed against him as his hand runs up your arms keeping you warm as the cold air leaves small bumps scattering across your skin.

Once they finally let you back into the apartment the boys decided that they didn’t want you to sleep alone for the night, so instead they brought out all the pillows and blankets they could find and stuffed them onto the couch.

You slept on the long side of the couch Sam and Bucky took the floor and Steve slept on the other side. The only light emitting into the room was the light from the tv.

you lay on the couch facing the cushion you body rising and falling as you breath, you were terrified to close your eyes.

You flip to your other side laying your hand over the edge reaching for Bucky’s hand laying on his stomach.

He’s eyes slowly open to look at you, that pad of his thumb running against the back of your hand.

“ Can I come lay with you?” You ask in a soft whisper leaning over the edge.

“ yeah” he replies, scooting over on the floor giving you a space between him and the couch. patting the empty spot next to him.

you slowly lower yourself into the spot laying your head against his shoulder and chest you body relaxing into his side.

you knew you were safe with the three hulking men that laid near you but you still felt uneasy, but strange enough a near death experience can do that.

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Y/N: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Derek: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Y/N: Absolutely not.

Group Fics - Reader Insert

Reader Insert Stories featuring either Polyamory and/or Group sex with 3 or more other characters:

Serendipity - There has been a lot of terrible things that Natasha, Bucky, and Clint have had to endure, but they’ve all lead here.* Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader

Heatwave - You, Bucky, Natasha, and Clint can’t get used to the heat. Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader

A Tale of Three Soldiers - Clint told me that Wade told him that he, had an orgy with you Steve and Bucky. This is what he said. Could you please confirm or deny?*  Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Wade Wilson x F!Reader

Sex With Steve - You, Natasha, Sam, and Bucky sit and talk about your conquests. Turns out you all have a lot in common.*  Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers x Sam Wilson x Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader

The Games We Play Together - Tony Stark is a playboy and why would you want to change that? Your open relationship takes a fun turn when you bring up sleeping with other Avengers.* Tony Stark x Reader, Bruce Banner x Natasha Romanoff x Tony Stark x Reader

The Asgardians - The Asgardians issue a challenge that’s a little too hard to turn ignore.*  Bruce Banner x Bucky Barnes x Brunnhilde (Valkyrie) x Steve Rogers x Thor x F!Reader

Like Rabbits - Series While you and Natasha are contemplating starting a family together, Bucky and Clint are doing the exact same thing.  So two couples go take the same path to parenthood together.* Natasha Romanoff x Reader & Clint Barton x Bucky Barnes

Collected Works - Reader insert stories featuring monogamous Reader/Character couples that all fit a central theme.

Avengers as Parents Drabbles. - Collection.  A series of drabbles of various Avengers dealing with parenthood. Thor | Clint | Natasha | Bucky | Sam | Bruce | Tony | Rhodey | Scott | Wanda | T’Challa | Steve

Small Gods - Collection A collection of Reader Insert stories where various Avengers begin relationships with minor deities.

Balancing Work and Home - Series featuring most of the Avengers and written with @thelookingglassalice about balancing family life and being an Avenger.

Looking for recommendations for Sam Winchester x really short reader.

Also a not so 'girly' reader.

Also like Dean x reader too!

And wincest x reader.

Seriously I am like 4ft 9in and more of a very logical thinker. I know it sounds weird but I think slightly more like a man.

Comment movies i should watch and i'll write reviews on them .......

So context for the latest Oscar drama (2022 edition):

Chris Rock was presenting an award and made some jokes about certain stars in the crowd.

He noticed Jada Pinkett Smith has a shaved head and joked that she was going to star in GI Jane 2 (a movie where Demi Moore famously shaved her head).

Will Smith originally laughed, saw his wife wasn’t laughing, then got up, walked over to Chris, and slapped him.

Audio was muted where I was, but uncensored clips are out showing Will yelling at Chris to keep his wife’s name out of his mouth.

Will Smith has now won Best Actor and as I write this is giving a speech. He apologized to the Academy and has said protecting family is important.