𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 — Bucky Barnes x Fem!reader
𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 — one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled "i could beat the shit out of you" in his ear.
he said "i know" with a smile
— based on this thing found on Pinterest (tho written in the you perspective)
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — you're drunk so I guess mention of alcohol
𝐕𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 — not posted in a while so here is a little thing for you guys, like, comment and reblog!, not my gif
“Nooooo!” You shouted through the Avengers compound.
Bucky who had you thrown over his shoulder rolled his eyes at your dramatic actions.
For understanding, Tony had thrown one of his infamous party's after coming back from a successful mission and decided to get half of the Avengers drunk with you being one of them.
“Come on! I had– my drink wasn– Bucky–”
Bucky shook his head at your attempt to talk as you were constantly cut off by a hiccup.
“Buck! The room– oom it's– spinninggg.” You gasped while drawing out the 'ing'.
The former Winter Soldier couldn't contain his chuckle anymore.
“That is– that is not fun– ny!”
He learned over the past few years that it was better not to reply to anything you said right now.
When Bucky reached your shared quarters, he wasn't prepared for the following. He sat you down on the ground before closing the door quietly.
“Why is it soooo hot in here?” The hiccups were finally gone and were exchanged with a wave of heat.
“What?” Bucky turned around, his eyes widening.
You started unbuttoning your button up dress.
“Doll...where is your bra?” Bucky sighed, his thumb and middle finger rubbing his temples.
“Skipped it obviously and see! It's so hot it was worth it!”
The dress hangs on your shoulders, your body now exposed to Bucky.
Relief washed over him when he saw that you were wearing panties at least. “Stop undressing.” He demanded as he saw your fingers raising.
You pouted and walked over to him.
“Why? Don't you like me naked...at your mercy, make me do anything you want.”
Your hands trailed up his arm as you tried to seduce him, “not happening doll.” Bucky told you and grabbed your wrist gently.
“But Bucky I want you t–!” You began talking rather loudly
“Ssshhhh, you’ll wake the entire compound.”
Bucky put his hand on your mouth silencing you.
You grinned against Bucky's hand and licked it with your tongue.
He pulled his hand away in an instant, wiping your spit against his pants. “Really?” He asked with raised brows.
You were still grinning and before Bucky could stop you, you had discarded the last of your clothes including the panties.
“God doll...” He mumbled, sighing, “today is one of those drunk days huh?”
Yeah there were also crying drunk, angry drunk, funny drunk and well horny, hot, not listening to anything Bucky says drunk. Today was a mixture of the last three to four.
He shook his head amused by your action.
“Now all fun aside, it's time for bed.” He propped his hands on his torso looking like a dad.
“But I'm not even tired!” You whined as Bucky picked you up once again to lay you on the bed.
“Look I'm gonna lay right next to ya, okay doll?”
“On one condition,” Bucky raised his eyebrows, “you take your pants and shirt off.”
Bucky chuckled, of course you would say something like this. “Fine, but you put a shirt on, I don't need ya catching a cold.”
He was just as tired as you even though you felt like running a marathon your boyfriend knew you would be out cold within five minutes.
You took Bucky's shirt and pulled it over your head before sitting on the bed.
Bucky laid down next to you, relieved to finally have you in bed, “are you sure you don't wanna have sex?”
“Yes doll.”
As Bucky got comfortable you laid yourself on his chest. You let a quite sigh from you lips “You know if we were to fight each other..,” you began.
You kissed his neck and whispering, “I could beat the shit out of you,” in his ear.
He said “I know” with a smile.
While being drunk you could go from one topic to the other without it having any connection to the other.
“Bucky if I was a worm would you still love me?”
“Bucky why don't you wanna have sex with me?”
“Bucky if animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?”
He rolled his eyes playfully and put his hand over your mouth again, “sleep doll please.”
“Tell me a story?”
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i love him in every universe
Y/N: You have more qualities than you think. [points to Natasha’s chest] You have this.
Natasha: I do have great tits, yes.
Y/N:
Y/N: I meant heart.
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Sooooo my google chrome offered me all these wallpapers and holy shit. I'm not going to be able to open my computer without melting.
Bonus:
So context for the latest Oscar drama (2022 edition):
Chris Rock was presenting an award and made some jokes about certain stars in the crowd.
He noticed Jada Pinkett Smith has a shaved head and joked that she was going to star in GI Jane 2 (a movie where Demi Moore famously shaved her head).
Will Smith originally laughed, saw his wife wasn’t laughing, then got up, walked over to Chris, and slapped him.
Audio was muted where I was, but uncensored clips are out showing Will yelling at Chris to keep his wife’s name out of his mouth.
Will Smith has now won Best Actor and as I write this is giving a speech. He apologized to the Academy and has said protecting family is important.
Also a not so 'girly' reader.
Also like Dean x reader too!
And wincest x reader.
Seriously I am like 4ft 9in and more of a very logical thinker. I know it sounds weird but I think slightly more like a man.
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He’s very big on making sure he didn’t hurt you during sex, he checks your body for bruises, scratches, even bites. He will praise you and your body while he does this.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of
theirs and also their partner’s)
Isaac loves your hips. He loves the way he is large hands wrap around them, he loves the way they move, just loves them. Any chance he gets his hands are on your hips. Personally he takes pride in his arms.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He loves to cum on your stomach. He loves watching it run down and loves that you can watch too.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes recording you guys having sex for later. He likes to see what made you moan and squirm the most, or if he did anything wrong(this rarely ever happens if even). He also may save it for that time once in a blue moon he is forced to masturbate, porn just doesn’t do it for him every since he started having sex with you.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Has almost no experience before he meets you, but still knows the basics of everything. He’s unsure of a few things and you need to help but other than that he knows how to pleasure you.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
HE LOVES WHEN YOU RIDE HIM!!!!!!! He holds onto your hips guiding you, watching you bounce, your body on full display for him.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He likes to crack a joke or two. They’ll be times you’re in the middle of sex then you will make eye contact and just burst out laughing.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
His pubes are pretty curly and that bothers him so he keeps it cleaned up down there.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Sex is very intimate to him so even known he has a high sex drive he still wants every time to be perfect and romantic as possible.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Ever since your first time together his hand just doesn’t cut it for him much anyone. He’ll do it if he has to but tries his best to get you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Praise kink. He loves praising your body and you, he also loves to get praised back. He believes there’s nothing more beautiful then your bodies and the way they are together and is obsessed with showing his praise for it.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
He likes the couch because you guys have to be really close to each other due to lack of space.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
You in general turns him on like no other, he can’t get off to anyone or anything but you.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He absolutely will not do choking regardless if it’s you choking him or him choking you.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He prefers for give, he loves seeing you squirm underneath him. He works wonders with hi tongue and that shows on your face and that turns him on more than a blowjob ever could.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He can go really fast but prefers to go slow. He wants to savor all of this in front of him, he wants to give you memorable sex.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He prefers to take his time so he doesn’t really like quickies but he will surely take you up on them if you offer.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He’s down to do anything if you think it will pleasure you more. He wants to make you happy, to him sex is about you and if you want to try something he’ll do it to make you feel good. Getting caught is one of his worst nightmares, he won’t have sex if there’s a risk of getting caught.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He’s a little shit wolf boy he can go rounds for weeks if you’d let him.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He enjoys using vibrators once in awhile but other than that he’s against toys, he prefers
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
BIGGEST TEASE IN BEACON HILLS, MAYBE EVEN THE WORLD.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He doesn’t get too loud. He’s a big on whimpering, little high pitched whimpers mixed in with grunts and moans.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Isaac won’t have sex with you if he knows he’s horny due to his wild nature(full moon, heat, etc) he feels as though he’s using you. He’ll either try and masturbate or just stay away from you until it dies down.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He’s a slender dude and his dick shows it. It’s long and slim, a solid 7 inches.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Everything you do turns him on he wants to have sex like 3 times a day, but who’s complaining?
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He actually isn’t too tired after sex but if you want to sleep then he’ll cuddle with you until you’re asleep and then he’ll send up asleep too.
Phd by mistake
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