99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
growing up I always wanted to be poorly understood by science
"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)
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I like to think that Arbok's hood patterns are influenced by their environment. When they evolve, they can take on the markings of their parent, or maybe they take after the trainer who raised them (who may or may not have an intimidating look to them)
List of “you’re still in love with them, aren’t you?” prompts
“Be honest. I’m not the one you want to grow old with, right?”
“I don’t think I can ever experience love like I’ve experienced it with you.”
“You really were my everything, and what’s worse is you’ll always be; even if being with you hurt me.”
“Why don’t you go back to them? Because clearly I’m not the one you want.”
“Are you sure you’re over them?” (Bonus: “I… I thought I was.” Or make it worse. Have the response be just this: “I… I’m sorry.”)
“I don’t want to be your fallback. I don’t want to be a backup; your rebound.” “But you’re not—” “But I am.”
“Maybe not thinking about them when you’re with me would be a very good start.”
“I’m not your person and that’s okay. You just need to stop lying to yourself.”
“Convincing yourself you aren’t into them anymore in that way makes it the more obvious that you clearly still are into them… Because why would you need to convince yourself if you already do believe it?”
“We’re through. There, I said it for you. I did the hard part for you. I’m not the one you want. And I want someone who wants me, not their ex.”
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STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND
god made molluscs and then everything else was an accident
lets all just start posting about diary of a wimpy kid
Glorious Hermes, slayer of Argus, hear me,
O gracious giver of good things
Hermes of the markets and of trade
Please lend me your aid
As I prepare for this interview
Please be with me
Friend of mortals I ask for your help
That I may make a good impression
That I may get this job
Luck-bringing Hermes, the renowned ready helper
Lend me both luck and skill
To earn this position
As I pour out this offering, Hermes hear me
Son of Maia hear my prayers
That you may offer me skills in persuasion
Guide me so that I may be successful
Great god of finance lend me your aid in securing this position
Kind god of luck offer me whatever luck I may need
God of persuasion allow me to sway their minds in my favor
For this offering I give you now
For the times I have sung your praises
For the offerings I have left you before
For the learning I have done in your name
Hear me kind hearted Hermes
For if I am successful and am given this job I will paint you a portrait
For if I receive this job I will give you coin in thanks
Samus in her Love Deluxe Heart Suit! 💖
Last big draw for the year
god is a woman
Bayonetta and Jeanne in Mugler
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Bayonetta partying ft pinkpantheress
platinum witch
hey yo only 2day 2 jeannes for 1 long post
how much fun are we having in this timeline folks?
“I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine.”
— Me, to you (via heartsworldsapart)
take me to art museums and make out with me
(q. watership down)
- Dr. Egon Spengler Aesthetic
there are so many love letters i should have sent you
cut it out with till death do us part. i will find you in this life and reality and the next one and the next one and the next one
i wouldn’t change a single thing about you. every part of you was made for me to love
my love lasts forever unfortunately