I Don’t Care About It At All (I Have Carried Its Weight Around Like A Rock On My Chest Since The Very

List of “let’s go for a day trip to the amusement park” prompts 

Requested by: Anonymous Request: “do u have any prompts based around festivals/amusement parks?”

“If I puke on you then that’s not my fault because you forced me onto this stupid ride.”

“I am not going on that ride! You can’t make me!”

“All that fairy floss surely isn’t good for you.” 

“That looks incredibly scary.” 

“What do you mean I’m under the fucking height limit for this damned ride—”

“…Surely going on the ferris wheel is okay for you?” 

“I kinda want that giant stuffed toy…” 

“This is too chaotic for my liking.”

“Oh my God! I want to go on that ride! But I want you to come with me.”

“If you loved me, you’d go on that ride with me.” “Not you manipulating me like this—”

“That much for a ticket for shitty rides like these?” 

“I’m fine.”“You look like you’re about to puke.”

“Why’d you go on that ride if you knew you’d get sick?” “Because I… Because you liked the ride and I wanted to go on it with you and enjoy it with you.”

“I’d rather piss myself in public than go on that ride, thank you very much.” 

“I think I’ll pass on that one.” “You’ve passed on every ride here. Even the tea cup ride. Is there something you want to tell me?” 

“Stand back, I’m going to throw up.”

“I’m about to bust a vein because of this stupid game.” 

“All of that money for a giant stuffed toy you could probably buy in the store for less than fifty bucks? Are you serious?”

“I think I lost my wallet while going on that three-sixty ride…” “Are you fucking serious?” (Based on a true story from my friend lmfao) 

“Before I die, I just wanted to say I love you and I’m sorry I ate your chicken wings you left in the fridge last night— AHHHHH!” 

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

Ladies.... 🥺

i have a dozen hearts swirling around my head irl like that isnt a filter its permanent

Bayonetta and Jeanne in Mugler

like mother like son passed on her love for tall big tiddy goths