Cthonicdread - TW - ED

Today is a special day, 17 years ago Neil Banged Out The Tunes

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tune Day y’all 🎶 ✨

2020 sketches

lets all just start posting about diary of a wimpy kid

can i have a kiss pretty please just want one or maybe two…hundred five thousand please please please i just want to kiss

quick fanart bc ive been..... obsessively playing this game

Interlopers

there are so many love letters i should have sent you

Glorious Hermes, slayer of Argus, hear me,

O gracious giver of good things

Hermes of the markets and of trade

Please lend me your aid

As I prepare for this interview 

Please be with me

Friend of mortals I ask for your help

That I may make a good impression

That I may get this job

Luck-bringing Hermes, the renowned ready helper

Lend me both luck and skill

To earn this position

As I pour out this offering, Hermes hear me

Son of Maia hear my prayers

That you may offer me skills in persuasion

Guide me so that I may be successful

Great god of finance lend me your aid in securing this position

Kind god of luck offer me whatever luck I may need

God of persuasion allow me to sway their minds in my favor

For this offering I give you now

For the times I have sung your praises

For the offerings I have left you before

For the learning I have done in your name

Hear me kind hearted Hermes

For if I am successful and am given this job I will paint you a portrait

For if I receive this job I will give you coin in thanks

serial experiments barbie

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...