The Cuntafication And Flopafication Of The National Team. I Know Whats Up My Bretherin. #speaking From

No world cup? Don't worry there is someone who can fix that.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

Have a video I created with the shittiest rented house wifi on this earth.

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

My friend: what do you want for Christmas?

Me: I want Jude Bellingham, naked and oiled up under my Christmas tree (haha I said that as a joke of course guys I wasn't serious (I was serious))

My friend: ... I'll see what I can do...

WHAT SHE DID:

SHE MADE A FUCKING CLAY SCULPTURE OF JUDE 😭😭😭

Joškos and Sosas only comebacks to anything are "I fucked your mom" because they are no better than 12 year olds.

(translation: me, Sosas mom)

- efendim Zika Mlaz

Average Croatia nt activities

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

WHERE is ramos going please someone give him a JOB he’s UNEMPLOYED and he hasnt put a shirt on since psg he said its either a jersey or im NAKED

translation: Croatia is playing today

I FUCKING LOVE ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI HE'S FUCKING AMAZING RAAAAAAA-

GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS THAT'S RIGHT IT'S LUKAS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE WISH LUKA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Wishing our dearest captain all the best in life and many more moments on the field. Happy birthday Luka <3

- efendim Stojan Šmrk

EMILIANO MARTINEZ WON THE FUCKING YASHIN TROPHY ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. IS THIS IS A JOKE FIFA? CUZ I'M NOT FUCKING LAUGHING.