I always say "I'd love to" when asking something from someone, so I accidentally said to by boyfriend (at the time) "I'd love to break up with you". Worst moment of my life, and probably his as well.
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
Grian be like:
If there's one thing that humanizes me to my fellow productive member of society, it's that I love a good button. Elevators, jukeboxes, medical equipment: if you make a quality button, I will push the hell out of it. I've bought tons of things on impulse, just because the buttons were of a high quality.
What that device is does not really matter to me. Like I just said, I'll buy anything if it's satisfying to push. And lots of high-quality, expensive stuff just... isn't. There's no excuse for why your hugely pricey stereo system feels worse to jab your finger into than any given Fisher-Price toddler toy.
I didn't know much about buttons at all when I was a kid. Just took them for granted, like you do for so many other things: gravity, breathable air, the option for grandpa to hide you from family services when they start wondering why your mom and dad are off auditioning for the circus again instead of feeding you. Buttons, though, have a long and fascinating history. And you won't read about it here, because we have things to do.
So if you're about to throw something away that has a satisfying button on it, pry that button out and keep it. You'll wish you had it the next time you encounter something with a button that sucks. And it's not like the police can really get you for "vandalism" just because you pried out that bullshit touch screen from your apartment elevator and crammed a nice Otis part in there. At least, not if you do a good enough job of wiring.
אני גרה ביישוב עם אופציה אחת. וזאת לא אופציה טובה. בשביל זה יש פתק לבן
כל מי שאומר שהוא רוצה שינוי אבל אפילו לא הולך להצביע כי "אין אופציות טובות" יכול להיכנס לי לתחת עם השינוי שהוא רוצה, הוא מוזמן אפילו
So close! That's actually called antisemitism BECAUSE it is antisemitic. And so are you.
Saying a people don't have a right to have their own country is racist. Comparing the biggest trauma in Jewish history to something else/using it against jews is antisemitic.
Claiming Israel is an "ethnostate on stolen land' is just wrong. Jews are an ethnicity, but non Jews also live in Israel. About 20% of Israeli people are Arabs. Also, Jew is an ethnicity. Where does this ethnicity come from? The land of Israel, so it isn't stolen.
So yeah. Canada for writing a law against antisemitism, you are just antisemitic
מה??? אני הולכת בירושלים, חיה את החיים, ופתאום נופל עליי חול מצינור שיורד מאחד הבניינים. אבל רגע. זה לא חול. אולי נסורת? לא. זה קמח מצה. ועכשיו יש לי קמח מצה בעיניים. הצילו
Oh this makes me so fucking mad
So SO fucking mad
This is the kinda shit that makes it so hard for me to feel sympathy and accept the modern palestinian identity
I Just fucking hope for the sun to blow us all up soon ffs
I kinda complained in my last few posts but tbh I REALLY enjoyed eps 1-6. Obviously it ain't perfect but it is good. I do recommend it
daredevil born again is a fantastic series if you have no one complaining about anything in your ear
Modi'in.
Okay but what is the worst city in Israel?
וואו קיבלתי את כוח 12 באירוע לבני ובנות מצווה בעבודה של אבא שלי והייתי כזה: מה אתם מנסים להכריח אותי להיות דתיה?
אז תרמתי את הספר ושכחתי מקיומו עד לרגע הזה עכשיו
ספר ישראלי אהוב?
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Is is just me or is the #unitislying thing REALLY sounds like the free palestine movement?
Fucking conspiracy theorists. Mmm HAmaS AreN'T TerRoriSts THeY'rE FReEdOm FigHtERs
Yeah okay. Just close your eyes then
And if anyone wants to tell me in the dms about how I'm wrong, I can send you all sorts of academic papers about the Israeli-palastinian conflict. So hit me up! My dms are open to anyone who genuinely wants to listen and talk :)