I Am Drunk And On My Way Home Walked Past This Truck That Had Pictures Of Fish On It And Said ‘meat

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

me then (young, naive): i dont swear because there are better choices to make with my vocabulary

me now (older, wiser): I am master of all the words, and fuck is the best one

happy Thursday the 20th

Posting my favorite panel from every episode of Purple Hyacinth because I miss it severely

Day 59: Episode 58

one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

Through has got to be my least favorite way out

Did this quick doodle a few days ago, used it as value practice! :D