Happy Thursday The 20th

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

top three activities

- crying over spilt milk

- rubbing salt in the wound

- making a mountain out of a molehill

SOUP

Glasses wearers blinded by the lust for soup (steam)

Prickly and dehydrated?

The way John shared the fruit with Yelena and Ava in the middle of the dessert. Little gesture like this shows a person's core character.

Through has got to be my least favorite way out

Baby axolotl swimming

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

the fact that we are firmly in a time where conservatives are like "the actual founding fathers, who were slaveowners, were not racist enough for my taste" is wild