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One of those "we bought this before we learned he was crazy" tesla bumper stickers, but it's on a ford.

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.

Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

It is my regret to inform you that Arwen's health has taken a turn and must leave us now.

She is at least 15 and lead a life of adventure and profound love, and it is my honor to be there for her today.

This is a pic I took just a few days ago after a long and beautiful walk on her favorite trail.

I will be offline for a while and will speak to you all again when I can.

Everyone reading this please go walk your dog or play with your cat or just spend at least a solid half hour with the animals in your life, giving them your undivided attention.

Thank you.

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.