As I Grow Older I Feel My Capacity To Understand That Miss Piggy Is Not A Real Person Reached A Peak

Posting my favorite panel from every episode of Purple Hyacinth because I miss it severely

Day 59: Episode 58

girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk

so I’m filling out pediatrician intake forms for my newborn son and I get to the demographic section and I was already chuckling about putting a marital status…

yes hello my 3 day old son responds to only Old English, thank you

Painted my cat for a collab with Veikk

Full review on my ig!

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman