Thank God Iwtv Gave Us The Phrase "I Could Not Prevent It" To Say About Things That You Did On Purpose

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.

Nautilus

( ;;) <- me as a little ghost. those are my autism hands

I get that some of you have your brains wired in a way that compells you to do this, but I hate it when people go "um actually the truth is more complicated than that" when I try to make general statements that sum up the concept in a simplified manner. I was not unaware that those details were there, I chose to omit them because their presence does not alter the general principle and their absence streamlines the expression to be more efficient.

Like yes, technically speaking "you can do anything except avoid the consequences of your actions" is not the most correct statement. Of course you can avoid the consequences of your actions, and the consequences of avoiding the consequences, et cetera et cetera, until the consequences of the consequences of the consequences become a domino effect that ends you up getting killed with a hammer. So although the outcome is the same, you are technically speaking correct about the entire mechanism being more complicated than how I worded it.

Sure, I can tell you to stop doing that, but I can't make you stop doing that. But there is a possibility that I own a hammer.

Okay so a production of Hamlet that ends with “Goodnight, sweet prince,” etc. and then Horatio looks up and sees the audience for the first time and is both shocked and furious, because his world is falling apart and you sat there and watched.

no MCU moment could ever hold a candle to the scene in the incredibles where Bob is at the computer terminal and in the background music the horn section is putting their entire pussy into it as he finds out with dawning horror how many of his old friends Syndrome killed