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Character design tip: stir-fry until golden-brown and just starting to caramelize.

U known i think it would be very funny if Palpatine was like "all the Jedi are dead!!!!!" and meanwhile the surviving Jedi are on space YouTube making vlogs and tuto about how to throw down an Empire

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan

Crowley coded

me: moral high horse? Oh no, this is my high moral horse.

horse, stoned as hell: legalisation is the most significant step of substance abuse harm reduction.

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

…worm jokes don’t do very well in the Archives.

“I won’t say it wasn’t meant to be, because it was. We were. Only for a short while, maybe. But we were.”

— Unknown