She Placebo On My Effect Til I Feel Like Something Happened

“I won’t say it wasn’t meant to be, because it was. We were. Only for a short while, maybe. But we were.”

— Unknown

U known i think it would be very funny if Palpatine was like "all the Jedi are dead!!!!!" and meanwhile the surviving Jedi are on space YouTube making vlogs and tuto about how to throw down an Empire

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

I made some blobs for yall

Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.