Poor Old Granny Scorpion-shoes. No One Ever Saw Her Death Coming

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

popped off with this one im afraid

top three activities

- crying over spilt milk

- rubbing salt in the wound

- making a mountain out of a molehill

Through has got to be my least favorite way out

Shapes and colors 🤩

(and words n shit)

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

its so windy my poor poor chickens are being blown around like dry leafs they look like this

Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one