Bucky: Imagine If Someone Handed You A Box Full Of All The Items You Have Lost Throughout Your Life.

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

let's start speaking the insurance companies' language. this fetus needs to be aborted because it simply does not have the credit history to be trusted to pay for cost of delivery.

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

I SHOT THE HEAD OFF THE CPR MANNEQUIN WHAT THE HELL

i love being obsessed with awful people characters like omg he is soooo cute when he lies and schemes to get his way 😍😍😍

…worm jokes don’t do very well in the Archives.

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