Me: I'm Exhausted, But I Need To Push Through Anyway

this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

I was going to post a stupid pun involving the name of the band Imagine Dragons, but I literally just noticed that my rhyming dictionary lists "Italian" as a word that rhymes with "imagine", and it's completely displaced the original thought in my brain. Italian dragons.

Astronomers are the funniest people on earth actually

Important chart btw

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

can you imagine tumblr when the queen dies. its gonna be like superhell night.

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Prickly and dehydrated?

The way John shared the fruit with Yelena and Ava in the middle of the dessert. Little gesture like this shows a person's core character.

thank god iwtv gave us the phrase "I could not prevent it" to say about things that you did on purpose and could prevent. honestly so essential