This Is The Funniest Thing I’ve Read In My LIFE

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?

Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

Thanks so much, Google Docs! I’dn’t ever seen that word before!

my boy tails!!!!!!!! he has never known peace since shadow showed up with that kid

Thanks mate

Thunderbolts* said the only thing that is going to get us through this truly fucked up timeline is holding on to our equally fucked up friends and getting through this shit together and they were so right for that

can you imagine tumblr when the queen dies. its gonna be like superhell night.

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one