Corvidaecollectibles - Copper Cassius

Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

the only star wars discourse i ever want to see is whether double bladed lightsabers are cooler or dual lightsabers are cooler

Hi is this anything

I get that some of you have your brains wired in a way that compells you to do this, but I hate it when people go "um actually the truth is more complicated than that" when I try to make general statements that sum up the concept in a simplified manner. I was not unaware that those details were there, I chose to omit them because their presence does not alter the general principle and their absence streamlines the expression to be more efficient.

Like yes, technically speaking "you can do anything except avoid the consequences of your actions" is not the most correct statement. Of course you can avoid the consequences of your actions, and the consequences of avoiding the consequences, et cetera et cetera, until the consequences of the consequences of the consequences become a domino effect that ends you up getting killed with a hammer. So although the outcome is the same, you are technically speaking correct about the entire mechanism being more complicated than how I worded it.

Sure, I can tell you to stop doing that, but I can't make you stop doing that. But there is a possibility that I own a hammer.

tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming