Absolutely Perfect Setup For An Enemies To Idiots To Lovers Arc Tbh

my ideal video game would be survival horror that slowly turns into a dating sim because the monsters think im cute

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

i’m howl when he said “theres no point in living unless i’m beautiful” then called upon the dark spirits bc he didn’t like his hair color

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

person: you speak german? OMG that's so cool say something!!

me: ... okay

me: Wasser, Erde, Feuer, Luft. Vor langer Zeit lebten alle vier Nationen zusammen in Harmonie. Doch dann erklärte uns die Feuernation den Krieg und alles änderte sich. Nur der Avatar, Herr der 4 Elemente, hätte sie aufhalten können. Doch als die Welt ihn am meisten brauchte, verschwand er. Einhundert Jahre vergingen und mein Bruder und ich entdeckten den neuen Avatar, einen Luftbändiger namens Aang. Auch wenn er über enorme Fähigkeiten verfügt, er muss noch eine Menge lernen, bevor er jemandem helfen kann. Doch ich glaube daran, dass Aang diese Welt retten wird.

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?