Complimentmyfleshprison - MY NECK MY BACK MY ANXIETY ATTACK

Hustlin’

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

loss of third spaces like opium dens and brothels

“The left needs to learn how to be tolerant of my intolerance 😤” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

The angel came to me in a fever hallucination, perched upon my bed as I returned from the bathroom.