Physically My Body Is Here But Mentally I’m In The Astral Plane Beating Myself Up In The Target Parking

just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough

au where pennywise appears in derry, northern ireland instead of derry, maine. IT’s just the derry girls beating the shit out of a clown.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

miguel myers

no this isn’t happening

sometimes i feel ive got to *minecraft death sound* *minecraft death sound* run away

I justify my impulses by the fact I’m going to be dead one day and none of it truly matters in the grand scheme of things