My life is now separated into 2 eras: BPT (before Preminger towel) and APT (after Preminger towel)
i’ve gotta get out of here
this can’t be happening
my favorite character type is a character that is gay but they have no romantic chemistry with anyone because of how fucking insane they are
She Boris on my Johnson until I resign
The angel came to me in a fever hallucination, perched upon my bed as I returned from the bathroom.
If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?
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